May 2012
iphone420:
everyone ignores me because im extremely hot and intimidating
beyoncebeytwice:
tvvink:
beyonce isn’t even that great
Anonymous asked: Green: Four life goals
mandarkslab:
breaking up with your significant other via murder.
Anonymous asked: yellow!
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO...
Red: Seven insecurities
Orange: Six turn offs
Yellow: Five turn ons
Green: Four life goals
Blue: Three fears
Indigo: Two weaknesses
Violet: One thing you love
itsjeremiah:
quinnf4brays:
lucyforpromqueen:
quinnf4brays:
there are animals called dikdiks
pronounced.. dick-dicks?
no pronounced xylophone
Anonymous asked: Wanna have sex? I wanna feel that little girl pussy all over my hard dick. Then i want you to taste yourself on my dick.
godh8sfags:
i remember when i told myself that i was gona do math homework
ha
HAHA
Me in class.
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
1talian:
me when someone catches me staring at them
commanderinqueef:
I had a friend once
no I didn’t